Green Hair

Troy likes to color his hair when he gets his hair cut, this time he chose green.

Am I a vampire?

After the last batch of lemons, my doctor handed me a few more. My ferritin level was 5, which is extremely low, no wonder I have been feeling tired lately. Low Ferritin levels can make it harder to become pregnant. The more tests the doctor performs on me the more it seems like there is a possibility that I am a vampire. At least it seems like there is no blood left inside of me. Maybe that is why my mom kept feeding me blood pudding as a child, and honestly as awful as it may sound, I loved it. That red delicious pudding with raisins in it, served with syrup on top. I think the one I ate was made with pig’s blood, but my guess is that any type of blood will do.
By the way, Norwegians are not the only ones crazy enough to eat this crap, just Google black pudding and you will find the British version of it.